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dduane:

andmaybegayer:

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mckitterick:

andmaybegayer:

  1. Self driving cars are created. Any day now!
  2. Car-to-car communications are developed so that cars can negotiate manoeuvres on the road
  3. Someone (let’s face it: GM) adds a transaction system so that you can pay someone to get out of your lane if you’re in a hurry
  4. Navigation systems are used to implement a stock market trading convenience and speed in real time on the road
  5. People realize that if you cause traffic you can be paid to get out of the way
  6. Grifters form into roving packs that intentionally slow down traffic to extract tolls from cars
  7. As a result, commuters group cars together and pool funds to purchase passage through swarms of grifters at a lower overall cost
  8. Major corridors consisting of large packs moving together become the only viable way to navigate even moderately sized roads and all highways.
  9. Size competition between grifter packs and commuter packs, commuters start scheduling coordinated travel between population centers so that a large enough pack can be formed to outcompete grifters
  10. oops that’s a train

OP, this is a brilliant demonstration of how

a) science fiction writers work out story ideas per Theodore Sturgeon’s edict to “Ask the next question,” and

b) how late-stage capitalism creates cyberpunk dystopias

Photo of  a car rear bumper covered with signage indicating their willingness to drive faster if you send them mone though venmo or cashapp.  Signs include Caution this vehicle makes frequent stops, Caution slow moving vehicle, send me money, I'll drive faster.  vanity plate reads CALMLY.  venmo and cashapp handles are slow pos.ALT

The future…is now.

Oh of COURSE it’s a Honda Insight. The legendary hypermiler has found another way to reduce fuel costs: make someone else pay for it!

…And see also this VERY bad idea:

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jules-hoard-of-stuff:

bitchfitch:

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bitchfitch:

Soo did y'all know you can get a soldering iron for 8 bucks? I didn’t. I do now. I’m about to burn the shit out of myself.

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it’s fun to run it’s fun to play, it’s fun to make things out of clay it’s fun to fill your car with gas

it’s fun to break things made of glassss

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now the burning will commence

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horsey

first time doing stained glass first time using a soldering iron. It looks like shit and i could not love it more

Also i think it might be permanently attached to that table, but y'all know how it is you win some and you lose some .

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the horse has been unstuck from the table and i think I’m getting better at this ^^

this post is from may 3rd so i thought I’d update it a bit.

I ended up using the glass not used in the horse to make this as my first Real stained glass thing, finished may 17th:

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May 19th:

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and now this is what I’ve been picking at on and off when i have the time to do so since:

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i think… there might be a theme here.

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(this was finished in March 2023,)

Anyways happy birthday to me having a mania fueled sleep deprivation and pots episode in the craft store.

and some more i can’t be fucked to figure out when they were made:

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This shows that the best time to start a craft was 20 years ago. The next best time is now.

The third best time is in a sleep deprived fugue state at a craft store.

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cineshemp:

cineshemp:

hate when I finish a really brutal movie that shakes me to my core and then I can’t even recommend it to people. like it’s incredible and everyone should see it but also I have to slap 3,000 warnings on it and tell you you’re gonna feel like shit

maybe it’s an unpopular opinion and I’m not saying to watch media that will trigger you on purpose obviously but I think people need to be okay with movies that make them uncomfortable sometimes. it’s good to feel like shit now and then. the beauty and horror and poignancy of the human experience shouldn’t always be watered down and neatly tied up into a palatable package. something that disturbs you can also move you. it can change you. growth is often uncomfortable. there are so many masterpieces that might profoundly affect you that you’ll miss if you only look to movies for pure entertainment and nothing else

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insufficiently-advanced:

skulldog:

Shout out to anyone that ever made a character that’s a ‘Secret Government experiment’ that escapes the lab and is now wanted and misunderstood. That’s top tier character design, thank you.

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evilwizard:

krongus:

evilwizard:

me: *covered in scratch marks* i am still a powerful and respectable wizard, you know

my imp krongus: *doubtfully* yes, my lord

me: i did eventually kill the mouse with a needle for a sword

krongus: it’s just that it was so close, my lord

Krongus believes that perhaps transforming into your beast form was not the best course of action against this very small mouse

it was a tactical wobble, i’ll admit it

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havingrevelations:

shaking six year old me by the shoulders YOU WERE RIGHT. YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT LOVE AND ABOUT FAIRNESS AND ABOUT SHARING IS CARING. YOU WERE RIGHT. THE ADULTS DON’T KNOW ANY MORE ABOUT TRUTH THAN YOU DO. KEEP BELIEVING IN THE FAIRIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE GARDEN. NOTHING IS “JUST THE WAY IT IS”. I AM SORRY THEY EVER CONVINCED YOU TO FEEL SHAME. YOU ARE REAL AND A PART OF THIS WORLD. YOU WERE RIGHT.

(via midnight-love-song)

hyperactivehedgehog:

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pluckyredhead:

cheskamouse:

higgsboshark:

The thing about knitting is it’s much harder to fear the existential futility of all your actions while you’re doing it.

Like ok, sure, sometimes it’s hard to believe you’ve made any positive impact on the world. But it’s pretty easy to believe you’ve made a sock. Look at it. There it is. Put it on, now your foot’s warm.

Checkmate, nihilism.

This is a powerful positive message..

I’m literally reading a book right now (Burnout by Emily and Amelia Nagoski) that says this is scientifically sound.

There have been studies done on rats and dogs where they develop learned helplessness in the animals by giving them impossible tasks. Eventually the animals stop trying, even when the task stops being impossible. (I.e. put a rat in a maze with cheese it can’t get to until it develops learned helplessness, then put the cheese somewhere it can get to it and it won’t even try.) But once they show the animals they CAN do something - i.e. physically moving the rat to the cheese - the learned helplessness goes away.

No one can move you to your cheese for you, but the book says DOING something - which they define as “anything that isn’t nothing” can help. Make a food. Work in the garden. Clean a thing. Do a favor for a friend. Call your elected officials.

Knit a sock.

If you feel overwhelmed by existential despair, do something. It doesn’t have to be big. It just has to be anything that isn’t nothing.

This is really good advice for ADHD people because when executive dysfunction gets bad it’s easy to fall into this pattern of thinking. Do just one thing. It doesn’t have to be your homework, or a chore. It can be something small, it can be something you enjoy. But do just one thing to remind yourself that you can.

This is what “humans want to be productive” really means

We want to make things. We want to do something and at the end of the process see that something has changed. We want physical proof that we did something. We want to be able to point at something and say “I made this”. We want to be creators

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were–ralph:

were–ralph:

I know its fun to be like omg twitter is dying lets goooo

but its really sad that we’re losing yet another form of human communication and years of information because of another ceo baby manchild. I’m going to lose contact with a bunch of friends i’ve made because of this and it sucks

If i’ve learned anything from vine and twitter its that when humans are confined by limitations they accept them and somehow still make it funny and/or informative

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doggirlbutler:

doggirlbutler:

yeah your boyfriend’s a stag now. yeah he accidentally saw diana bathing and she turned him into an animal so he can’t tell anyone what he’s seen. he’s still the same guy mentally though. oh look his dogs are running up to him. maybe they’ll recognize him that’ll make him feel better

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audarcy:

“Crooked, previously-broken nose” is such a hot trait to give your characters. Im begging you to fuck up your characters’ noses

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